Very Fitting!

I received a bulletin and this was part of it. I found it very fitting for some people who choose to visit me and compain about my dog....

1 My dog lives here -- You don't.

2. If you don' t want her hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my dog a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, she is an adopted daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.